Ok, ok, I know - there's a serious side to this. 20 or 30 people died.
But comedy is comedy - it can't be denied.
So the Capt wrecks his ship, according to his bosses because he was "showing off", posing too close to shore. Then there is the recording, apparently genuine, of the coastguard shouting and swearing at the guy to get back on his ship and assist the passengers. And today, I heard on the news while driving, he says he was only in the lifeboat because he slipped and fell into it.
I was crying. Maybe tomorrow he'll claim he crashed because he heard something really funny on the radio - now that I could believe!
I nearly ran into you!
Now we appear to have an inebriated, lustful captain zeroing in on an interpretor whilst his "crew" are telling the passengers that a 20-30 degree list is due to a generator problem....................rofl