I know - it is irritating. My wife wanted Danish channels!
Is your wife Danish ? If so maybe you can help with this...
I was at an Anglo-Danish wedding reception on Saturday. Something strange happened at 10 to midnight. A special tune was played (was it a Cinderella Waltz or something?) and the bride and groom had little dance. Then a load of burly foreign gentlemen, Vikings you might say, muscled in, picked up the bride-groom, bore him aloft and removed his shoes and socks.
What the heck was that about ?